if you think that one's sexy you should check out some real ones. they're decorated with hair and connected to brains unlike long, fake nails which are never connected to brains. or if you're not into brains you can buy a female with the perfect pussy at the adult novelty shop, and continue being unable to converse with the object of your sexual desire
If she bass fishes and invites her family and friends over for sex, she'd be perfect.
After going through 5 divorces, I can't believe I just thought that.